Monday, November 12, 2007

My Cat Is Wierdly Evil, by Adam Grigg

First, when it wants food, it begs and begs until your head almost explodes; and then it barfs up these hairballs all over the place, and usually exactly the same place where we step, where we sleep, or mostly in any unexpected place. You never know when you are going to step in puke.

And now, about the cat being irritating: if you let the cat out just before you go to bed, it wants back in at 2 am. Most of the time, just when you get calm, the cat knocks something really large over and you have a gigantic mess to clean up.

To sum it up, the cat is just one of the strangest cats ever. If you are nice to it, it will be nice to you, but that doesn't subside the barfing. My cat is just weird.

Editors note: This was written by corespondent Adam Grigg nearly a year ago, but due to a filing accident was just recently rediscovered.

9 comments:

suspiciously pleased said...

hmm . .. im'm not sure this justifies the term 'wierd'. sounds rathe typical for a cat... at least every cat i've known.

that's not to say it isn't flummoxing as hell!

Boomer said...

yes, i agree it sounds like normal catness. they're all wierd.

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