










The World Has Been Waiting
He lives in a trailer in Vermillion town
Decorated by the Civ
Weekends spent in Dr. Gilbey's spa
Renew your will to live
If Bob and Tom knew my friend Al
They'd have many a tale to tell
A shining example in the human race
We'll never say farewell
Have you heard the tale of Pissyphus
When pee came out of the wall?
Or the workouts in the Jim-nasium
A banging time had by all
He's a friend to bears everywhere
They are his choice of beau
But black kids should be aware
He's fond of the word "Negro"
What he'd do to the baby Jesus
is illegal in some states
But he wrote an ode to Ms. McNicol
And his Brandy takes the cake
Passive aggression is a big pastime
You’ll feel its sting someday
He’s certain that wood paneling
Looks like a va-jayjay
He always gives fair warning
When his brilliance is gonna show
Turns out a be-paned portal
Is simply a window
Yes his friends have many stories
And hope for many more
Take us to the river any time
You lovely old man-whore
If Bob and Tom knew my friend Al
They'd have many a tale to tell
A shining example in the human race
We'll never say farewell
We'll never say farewell
Your'e WELcome.