Sunday, July 8, 2007

Woo! Hoo! Science is Going to St. Louis

Currently dubbed the "most dangerous city in America," St. Louis will shortly be known as the "most awesomely scientific city in America" because the annual meeting of the American Society of Ichthyologists and Herpetologists (commonly called "Ichs and Herps") is coming to town.

Watch out St. Louis! Don' be givin' us no sucktitude or we will SCIENCE YOU UP! Mother F'ers!

Man of Science is looking forward to all the lovely lady scientists who will be throwing themselves at him after seeing his fab power point presentation: "Preliminary Observations on the Development of the Gill Arches in Catostomus commersoni: chondrification of the copulae and ossification of the basibranchials." Which pretty much proves that god exists and her name is Agnes and she lives on a small island off the coast of Greenland.

Most appropriate that Man of Science will be talking about gill arches in the city of the arch. But that's science for you--always appropriate.

4 comments:

superbigmuch said...

Heh heh. Man of Science said "copulae."

Is St. Louie all ready 4 dis? Did you pack a suitcase full of prophylactics?

Icky Thump, MoS, Icky Thump!

suspiciously pleased said...

damn. science is gettin' it's groove on . . . those young impressionable female sciences will be unable to resist the sexful lure of the young budding Ich from USD . . . .

superbigmuch said...

Let's just pray to god he doesn't wind up with a Herp. Or it he does, let's hope he remembered the medicated cream we got him.

mully said...

you go science, and bust more than 1 move...