Al: Shrinkage Comptroller

I do not have a cool-ass video or pictures to upload, although I wish I did. I just have a cute little story to tell.

Al, Evan and I went WalMart Walking the other day. While WalMart Walking, Al told me he WalMart Walks so often that even WalMart employees think he works there. Once some dude fork-lifting palettes said to Al, "Hey. They want you up front." Another time a customer queried if Al conducted shrinkage control.

Which is not so very far from wrong. Al is kind of in charge of "shrinkage control" where ever he goes, yes?

Because the Night

I know that Roxy has been doing this song for several years already. So I thought if I was going to 'wow' anyone with my interpretation, it would be crucial that I:
(1)upload my version before she uploads her's
(2) pepper it with a creepy yet compelling video effect
and
(3) give it my patented segue spin.
This time my segue is based on the premise that Bruce Springsteen refused to co-write a song with Patti Smith once he discovers that she is a girl. (We have all seen 'Jersey Shore', we know how sexist all guys from New Jersey are.) He'd be all like,"Pat, the guy with the hairy armpits, is a GIRL!?! No way, I'm outta here!" So Patti would have to call in a fellow 'riot grrrl' to help finish writing the song. And I think the results would sound a little...something...like...THIS!

Honeycutters Cover

It has been a while since we had a 'cyber-sing-a-long', so I thought i would kick things off with a recent favorite of mine.



Here is a link to hear the original version.
http://www.monkeywhale.com/profiles/honeycutters/


BONUS CONTENT! (OOOOH! pinch yourselves, you fucky luckers!)

I guess I will also upload this Mathew Sweet cover.

It is Not Important How I Discovered This

It is only important that I did discover this!

By doing a little research, I discovered that there is still a similar product on the market. It is called the "Daddle" and below is a cautionary review of said product which, no doubt will seem most salient to a horsewoman like Molly.

By

Wandrwoman "Caped Crusader"

This review is from: The Daddle By Cashel (Misc.)

Please note that this Daddle is Western Style and will not be appropriate for those trained in the English Father Riding Method whereby one holds a rein in each hand and posts the trot. If you are looking forward to father jumping, father fox hunting, father polo or daddy dressage you will not be able to use this Daddle. Western Daddle riders hold the reins with one hand, and sit the trot. The pommel or horn on this Daddle is meant to hold a lariat which is useful when roping cattle or other competing or unruly fathers.