Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Al: Shrinkage Comptroller

I do not have a cool-ass video or pictures to upload, although I wish I did. I just have a cute little story to tell.

Al, Evan and I went WalMart Walking the other day. While WalMart Walking, Al told me he WalMart Walks so often that even WalMart employees think he works there. Once some dude fork-lifting palettes said to Al, "Hey. They want you up front." Another time a customer queried if Al conducted shrinkage control.

Which is not so very far from wrong. Al is kind of in charge of "shrinkage control" where ever he goes, yes?

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