Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Learn More About Swiss People

The Swiss, well known for chocolate, bank accounts, and their precious neutrality can now add fabulous taste in art to that list.
A Swiss stranger known only as Ramses, recently walked into the Melvin Gallery at Florida Southern College. There he become enthralled by the genius of the sculptures of Gregory Wortham. This led him to gaze upon them longingly, which then led him to purchase 2 sculptures for his private collection in Geneva. This led the Hia News to declare the Swiss the coolest ever.

2 comments:

Sassmaster said...

Here's to the Swiss! And dude's named Ramses! Al, I expect some sort of condom joke from you. I'm outsourcing that task to you...

shining example of human potential said...

uh...is his first name 'Dick'? Does he 'come' from a long (arching) line of 'seamen'? Is his hometown 'Bumfuck' Switzerland?

that's all i got...i'm spent