It can be expected, the way you and Sunbutter were cavorting before you were wedded. I'm utterly disgusted by your pre-martial sin. I'll never be able to look this abomination in its non-blinking eyes.
great, yet another ghost figure from sunbutter's past..indescretions..i am not sure this marriage can be saved. i wonder what tequila is doing tonight....
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It can be expected, the way you and Sunbutter were cavorting before you were wedded. I'm utterly disgusted by your pre-martial sin. I'll never be able to look this abomination in its non-blinking eyes.
no wonder Sunbutter has been hiding in the cupboard . . . he couldn't face the monstrosity he helped create.
i assume you'll be locking it in the basement or attic or shed . . . or SOMETHING away from humanity.
i tried to lock him up, but he made such an awful, awful, racket..screaming for tequila.
I'm having trouble deciding who he (?? she??) looks like more!
please say Sunbutter...
ah . .. i see. now i understand . . . he was calling out for his biological father . . . poor tequila *shudder*
actually he was crying for tequila, the beverage, somehow he developed a taste for it.
Hmmm... Pwned. And at such a tender age..! Oh, the (in)humanity.
did you legally adopt sunbutter's child from his previous marriage to an inflatable sex doll?
great, yet another ghost figure from sunbutter's past..indescretions..i am not sure this marriage can be saved. i wonder what tequila is doing tonight....
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