Thursday, May 31, 2007
Bitch Front Moves Out of South Dakota
Vermillion residents breathed a sigh of sweet relief as a fierce bitch front moved out of their now quiet again town. They had been plagued for days by the front, which left most extremely fatigued. "I'm just so happy to be able to walk down the street and not have to hear about how cold it is, or how bad the bugs are, or have all the dead birds pointed out to me." Said one clearly relieved resident. Another local pointed out the front moved on the same time as Mullypalooza rolled out of town. The same day a bitch front warning was issued for Lakeland, Florida.
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Bitch front? What bitch front? I just remember hanging out and having gobs of fun with you and Mindy and 25 of our closest friends while enduring an unrelenting, high-frequency, ear-drum splitting, buzz-saw-like screeching noise which seemed to stop the moment you and Nee left for Omaha....
Waaait a second . . . that was YOU?
To all concerned citizens in the Southern Gulf States...
Although the barometer hasn't changes, the Bitchometer needle has been stuck on "Bitchtastic" for a few days now. I didn't notice at first, due to my jet lag - from being in New Zealand and Australia - oh and Fiji. ( I think this might be from a "BRAG front indicator").
Currently I would say it's kinda bitchy here. not really unusual for these parts...
zokay buk. We like bitch uphere.
yerfren,
bugspray
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