That's another one of Vermillion's best-kept secrets -- with its flattering prairie lighting, you are always guaranteed to be real good looking!
You also attain the voice of an angel (Stop Dragging Our Hearts Around, Renee!), the IQ of a savant (dig Jefe's off-the-charts GRE score!), underwear model hair (guilty!) and a flair for limerick writing (Go Yotes!).
If that's not enough, you get to sup at Market Street Cafe's all-you-can-eat fish n' ribs buffet, where you can hang with sweet-natured monks who lovingly call you a "dirty, sinning whore," and who then dissolve into adorable giggles. Not enough, you say? How about screening Blades of Glory and crying tears of joy with many of your best friends as you hear the first strains of "Flash! Aaahh-aaaaah!"
Out shall come your inner Joan Cusack, as you stroll through new-to-you boutiques bedecked with cute orange bunnies and public libraries brimming with local fashion-forward varmints and game.
Have you made your Cindo de Mayo plans yet? Good luck finding authentic Mexican celebrations in Florida or St. Paul, let alone Rapid City! Meanwhile, tongues here are awag about Muskie and The Fez's upcoming fiestaware!
Vermillion -- it's not just a hub for people wondering what to do with their lives anymore!
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You're right, of course. I shall let the healing powers of Verm wash over me more often, I think. Happy Cinco de Mayo!
I see you've given up thinking you can keep Vermillion's charms secret. Hey, it is ok if I still come and wonder what I'm going to do with my life?
I don't know if it is possible for me to be more good-looking than i am here in Florida, but i am willing to try! See you soon Vermillion...
Some people look good in any light, Mully. We should all be so blessed...
That's the glory of Verm (now that word is out, I want to ensure we attract the "right" kind of people) -- you can wonder what to do with your life AND be well-lit doing so.
I daresay you will be even more bitchin' here, Mully. While the lighting is good, I don't know that it can correct the minor beauty flaws caused by braining squirrels....
Thanks Sassmaster, you are too kind.
and, actually katy, braining squirrels is a known beauty enhancer..you simply must try it some time.
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