Yeah. That JUST Happened.

Monkey-sex vagina dialogues, semi-celebrity poetry slams, slavishly fashionable Taxidermied-Americans. God, I hate to lord Vermillion's increasingly intimidating superiority over towns where other people vainly attempt to assemble meangingful lives, but Jesus. I think this speaks for itself. In terms of cultural cache, can you afford not to live here?

Museum Gets Only Known Cittern
(Vermillion, SD) - National Music Museum Director Andre Larson rarely buys an instrument for the museum's collection, but when a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity arises he does not hold back. One of those rare purchases occurred at the beginning of the month when Larson bought the only known English cittern over the phone during an auction held by Christie's, a major auction house in New York.

(above) In a rare moment, rare Director of rare National Music Museum Andre Larson lovingly fondles his rare instrument.

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