"It came from g'damn nowhere" said Floridian G. Wortham.
"After a stop in YeeHaw Junction headed towards Ft. Lauderdale, I was driving and all of a sudden this Catagory 5 Bitch Twister sets down right beside me. Let me tell you, a mini cooper is mighty tight quarters for a Bitch Twister to go off in".
"It was hard to determine exactly what was going on with all of the profanity, klenex, and sandals flying about the compartment, but I think stepping in chewing gum was the cause."
"Gum...on a sandal..."
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You know, that would NEVER happen in the Midwest, where close neighbors always "pitch in" to keep our pristine streets devoid of chewed gum and the homeless.
You should be glad for the Kleenex...
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