Friday, June 1, 2007

Mullypalooza Announces Plans to Skip Midwest for 08 Tour

Citing a lackluster appreciation of her message, scheduling conflicts, and environmental concerns, Mullypalooza publicists made clear that she would not be visiting the midwest in 2008. Mullypalooza will instead be hooking up with Bono on an IKEA-sponsored tour, bringing the inspiration of Scandinavian design to inner-city youth and unwed mothers.

2 comments:

superbigmuch said...

Ya know, that's just SO typical! The Midwest never gets the good band tours, the visits from foreign dignitaries, or IKEA. And now this!

Bono indeed. He'll be too busy weeding my garden.

mully said...

au contraire, i think he will be too busy... mowing my grass...