Sisters Announce Plans To Found New Charity To Benefit Victims of Obscure Mental Disorder

Sisters and part-time supermodels Nee and Mully recently unveiled plans to establish a new charity that will benefit those who suffer from WHAD. In an exclusive interview with HIA News, they laid out a few of the sketchy details.

WHAD( winter hosiery affective disorder), also known to laymen as "sock madness", affects an untold number of Midwesterners. It has no cure, and treatment options are limited. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: an over-exacting approach to metal tool -based removal of cold precipitation flakes, and having delusions about the moral values and behaviors of close friends.

"Our mission is two-fold," Stated Mully, "first of all we simply must educate the public about this devastating disorder. You often do not realize how disastrous the effects can be until it hits you close to home. We have a close friend who became affected, and it really opened our eyes."

"Just as important is raising funds for research," added Nee, "Currently nothing is being done, and it is people with our kind of visibility that can bring this issue to the forefront. Once we get out there and tell their stories, raising the funds will be no problem. People with WHAD are like anyone, only more crazy. We will need to work hard to make sure they are not marginalized, and give them hope for a cure."

"Part-time supermodels are well-known for their charity work and we are no exception. Certainly it would be easier to turn our backs on these individuals, but what we believe in is reaching out. Our schedules are so super-exhausting, but somehow between shopping, lounging, and going on location, we will find a way."