Saturday, February 3, 2007
Great, Another Excuse for Iowan To Not Visit Florida
Recent sneak tornados that strike in the middle of the night will surely give well-known Iowan Kevin Klagge another reason to not visit Florida. Past excuses included hurricanes, gator attacks, christians, bugs, heat, people not wearing socks, and elderly drivers.
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Dear Mully,
As everyone knows Iowweegens are a timid lot. Probably too timid to even read the HIA newsletter. Perhaps he won't have read a newspaper in a few years either. The kindest thing we can do is to lie to him when he calls and tell him the weather is great! So ixnay on the urricanehay.
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