Vegetarian Acquires Taste for Human Flesh

When asked for comment, "Braaaaaaaainsssssss. Meeeeeee likeeeeeeey" was all that could be made out between gnawing gulps of victim.

At least Ma Wortham will be happy she's getting some protein now.

Cheeky Border Sauce Hot

Don't you know I am already taken...

There's No Place Like Home

So here I sit, or rather stand. Frantically clicking my heels together...
Yet I guess when one is already in Kansas, one can't teleport. Is that the rule? Does someone know?
If I click my heels together can I bring people to Kansas? Is that possible? Can someone tell me? Who do I ask? The wizard? Where the hell does one find the wizard?

Oh the lowly state I'm in... I was excited, now I'm contemplating if buying these shoes in hopes of teleporting was a huge mistake. Buyer's remorse might be setting in because my hopes were just too high. Then again, maybe they're better as a street-corner, money maker...

Dusty Hot-Box Needs To Bring Us Some News!

Dusty Hot-Box, not heard from since her brilliant work concerning the spread of tapeworming(which Al illustrated to such great effect in the last HIA News that we were somehow labeled "raunchtastic" ) has yet to post to the new HIA. We need your insights Dusty!