Caption Contest (Closes Sunday)

Read about this caption contest . I'm currently winning, and you all are a lot funnier than I am. There's a $10 gift certificate involved.

Beach Bunnies- Episode 4- Beach Bunnies Embrace Sporty Lifestyles

those 70 somethings are pretty tough

she is pretty pissed off about that last call, you can tell.

the very picture of grace under pressure

more grace courtesy of d.

Photos further erode latest toughness poll numbers

2 photos have surfaced that have been quite damaging to Wortham's latest toughness poll numbers.

Molly Wortham, at more than one point in her life referred to as "one tough bitch" is shocked and more than a little disheartened by the latest toughness poll numbers. Pitted against toughness diva Denise Hardesty, and trailing her in unprecedented percentage points,Wortham is not ready to give up. Enough with the "I can drink shots with beers, mountain climbing, firefighting, tree planting tactics.There is a whole lot more to being tough than just doing stuff that is tough, there is also looking tough and acting tough."
Toughness critics point out that in recent years Wortham has become sort of a whiny little bitch, she quit smoking, and admitted not being able to drink shots with beers, and the only sport she does is cycling, which everyone knows is not very tough. Some reports indicate her recent claims that she is now "pumping iron" are a little exaggerated.
"It is obvious to me, that for whatever reason, Denise just seems to be the press's new tough darling."

(Wortham kindly begs her base to please, please vote...you would not want to see me cry, would you?)

A Kayaking Adventure for Gregory and Denise

Listening to instructions

almost ready to set off...

and that was the last we ever saw of Denise

And that was the last we ever saw of Gregory.
Actually, they had a fine time. They paddled out
to Caladesi Island, even in the very tricky mangrove
areas. They got pretty tired.

Poll Proves South Dakotans Ignorant

Rapid City, SD. Polls indicate a shocking ignorance among South Dakotans of the Dolly Parton song "Jolene." 100% of the five people surveyed said they had no knowedge of the song. While claiming to recognize the name Dolly Parton, not one of the individuals could name any song written by the Country star.

Pollster Denise Hardesty, clearly shaken, describes her reaction to the poll: "I was all excited to share my copy of the White Stripe's rendition of "Jolene" when it dawned on me that my friends had no idea what I was talking about. I mean, I've lived here over ten years and nothing has made me feel like I'm on another planet quite like this."

The Joy of Obstacle Croquet: A Pictorial