Now Is the Time for Action

Let us bring back the taste sensation that IS the Cheetos Cheesy Checker. Call 1-800-352-4477, from 9-4:30 Central Time, and ask the representative to bring back the Checker. The "Dangerously Cheesy" shape whose absense has left a hole in our lives. You might also want to visit Frito Lay. com.

Cheez-Its Christ

Mully, you KNOW what the people are like on the Plains. . . Try as you may, you can't bully genius, mon petite provocateur. Meanwhile, I do want to point out that the name IS "A Shining Example of Human Potential," not "A Shining Example of Human Productivity."

Gregg, I thought you had a stinky pickled sausage monkey on your back. Man, Florida has really changed you. Next you'll be dining on top-shelf potted meat product, or, *gasp* blue ribbon headcheese. Some Swissian buys some of your art, and two weeks later you totally sell out, dude. It's like I don't even know who you are anymore.

Question-just a simplw question

Does anyone else out there have a processed cheese monkey on their backs or is it just me?