Showing posts with label Krissii Fantastic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Krissii Fantastic. Show all posts

Monday, June 18, 2007

I Wish I Knew What Krissii Fantastic Was Up To...

With a name like that, I'll bet she does some fascinating stuff...if only I knew more.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

'Artist's Way' Group Meets, Discusses Vaginas and Monkey Sex

Julia Cameron (author of 'The Artist's Way') would be thrilled to know that her book has inspired local creative types to not only form their own support network, but also not limit their discussions strictly to 'art'.

After finishing their discussion on this weeks excercises, the group moved on to discuss gender roles and relationships, body imagine, hetrosexual porn, plastic-y poo, prolapsed anuses, vaginas and monkey sex.

"The crucial moment when we all had this intense epiphany, was when Krista was able to merge two separate streams of consciousness by bringing up the 'pussy-faced monkey' from National Geographic . . . we were all, like . . . wow. . . . you know. Brilliant. Simply brilliant. I think she going to be branching out doing monkey-faced vaginas. Just turning that shit on it's HEAD!" said, participant R. Abeln.

"I think this is gonna be the best "Artist's Way group ever!!"

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Limerick Contest Suggested

While at the Coffee House Gallery, Christa mentioned how much she would like to hear a limerick with the word "plebotomist" in it. Shall we have a contest?

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Almost Live From the Cofee House Gallery

v Residents and visitors gathered for a java jumpstart on this activity-filled Saturday. After recapping the very funny bits from the evening before, new funny bits were bandied about for later recapping and the visitors were treated to the video "Candypants." The group then convened accross the street at a famous thrift store. The find of the day was a multi-colored string egg. Haircuts, wainscoting and unknown demands pulled 3 of the group towards productive lives. Another was lost to a research paper after lunch at the chinese buffet. The visitors and their gallant host continued on to discover taxidermy at the local library and peruse used books on Main St. They topped off their lovely afternoon with a nap.