WTF

When did Mully start hanging out with Matthew McConaughey? And wearing curtain tassles on her sleeves?

Finally! A Reposity for Our Genius!

I have opened up a Flickr account for everyone to use and share pictures. It's called "Hermosa Institute of Art Photo Album" - you've probably gotten the email invitation already.

I've already put a few up (such as the fine example you see to the right) and will be adding more soon.

This will be a great resource for all of us to use, so start adding! If you have any trouble adding stuff, let me know and I'll give you the log on details.

Denise, this is Dinosaur World.

You can do whatever you want, and you have to use your imagination.

but if you can do whatever you want, then how can you say you HAVE to use your imagination? That just does not make sense.

Knitted Fashions Not Just For The Frigid North

Part-time supermodels in the latest fringed bikini tops from egdy upstart designer RokSAY.

You Know How It Is On The Peninsula

More Fantastic Florida Footage

Beach Bunnies Episode 3: Welcome to another fascinating look the thelives of Beach Bunnies. Remember, they live this way so you won't have to.

not really sure what the Beach Bunnies are doing here..interpretive dance?


Sometimes Beach Bunnies need some instruction..Stop Denise! don't touch the palm frond, it might be covered in sea lice!

Beach Bunnies have been known to pick up a tome...

Sometimes they will inexplicably run away, as if they have been inexplicably frightened.

then, just as inexplicably they will run right back as if they were not frightened at all. (Maybe they were just practising their acting inexplicably frightened skills)


demonstrative of their affection for the native cabbage palm

Wonder what this Beach Bunnie is thinking about (answer: not much, her ass was pretty whipped from kayaking)


Beach Bunnie practising the long stretch move (showing that she is not a threat)

That is all for Beach Bunnies 3. Stay tuned for more beach-capades!

Beach Bunnies-Episode 1, An HIA exclusive insiders look at the lifestyles of the cute and semi-adventurous chicks who like to hang out at the beach.

It was mostly cloudy, and only 78 degrees...

but the Beach Bunnies were determined to make the best of it.
the contrasting faces of a Beach Bunnie, surly and smily

and what photo shoot would be complete without one of these?

Stay tuned to the HIA for the further adventures of Beach Bunnies.

Next Time: Playalinda Beach!

just a little nostalgic tonight...

but don't we look adorable...

Beating the Heat Last Weekend

Temperatures remained high over the weekend, reaching at least 105 degrees in Rapid. However, hanging about in the shade of various rocks behind Sylvan Lake was pleasant, with temperatures perhaps in the high 80's to low 90's.

Pictured above are friends of Denise who had just completed a morning's worth of climbing before the sun drove them away (to Hill City to have Bomb Pops),

OR

They are strangers who happened to be wandering about and agreed to have their picture taken so Denise could make the HIA audience think she knows people who do fun things.

What do YOU think? Should we have a poll?

Oh yeah, in other news, that same day there was a really hot fire out Nemo by Steamboat Rock that was getting ready to take out the Rolling Hills subdivision when
a 6 million dollar rain knocked it down.

how cute

is my butt in these pants? if you would like to vote in my cute-butt poll, just visit mullypalooza (once again, by viewing my profile)

Wild S.D.

Since Mully put out the call for images from exotic locales, I thought you might like to see a wedding dance in the wilds of Howard, S.D. Vogue-ing among the farmers:

Observing the use of farm implements in wedding celebrations:

Note the tribal dances:

The other main activity is leaning against pickups in the parking lot, drinking beer out of coolers and shootin' the shit. These traditions are unchanged through history and are passed down from farmer to farmer. Quite exciting to observe them up close!

Which Famous Pinup Are You?

Katy is Brigitte Bardot

Naurally sensual and beautiful You're an exotic beauty who turns heads everywhere You've got a look that's one of a kind

What Famous Pinup Are You?

Worry Not: You Are Always Real Good Looking in This Rural Mecca

That's another one of Vermillion's best-kept secrets -- with its flattering prairie lighting, you are always guaranteed to be real good looking!

You also attain the voice of an angel (Stop Dragging Our Hearts Around, Renee!), the IQ of a savant (dig Jefe's off-the-charts GRE score!), underwear model hair (guilty!) and a flair for limerick writing (Go Yotes!).

If that's not enough, you get to sup at Market Street Cafe's all-you-can-eat fish n' ribs buffet, where you can hang with sweet-natured monks who lovingly call you a "dirty, sinning whore," and who then dissolve into adorable giggles. Not enough, you say? How about screening Blades of Glory and crying tears of joy with many of your best friends as you hear the first strains of "Flash! Aaahh-aaaaah!"

Out shall come your inner Joan Cusack, as you stroll through new-to-you boutiques bedecked with cute orange bunnies and public libraries brimming with local fashion-forward varmints and game.

Have you made your Cindo de Mayo plans yet? Good luck finding authentic Mexican celebrations in Florida or St. Paul, let alone Rapid City! Meanwhile, tongues here are awag about Muskie and The Fez's upcoming fiestaware!

Vermillion -- it's not just a hub for people wondering what to do with their lives anymore!

Someone Could at Least Comment on How Good Looking We Are

Almost Live From the Cofee House Gallery

v Residents and visitors gathered for a java jumpstart on this activity-filled Saturday. After recapping the very funny bits from the evening before, new funny bits were bandied about for later recapping and the visitors were treated to the video "Candypants." The group then convened accross the street at a famous thrift store. The find of the day was a multi-colored string egg. Haircuts, wainscoting and unknown demands pulled 3 of the group towards productive lives. Another was lost to a research paper after lunch at the chinese buffet. The visitors and their gallant host continued on to discover taxidermy at the local library and peruse used books on Main St. They topped off their lovely afternoon with a nap.

Underemployed Sculptor Whores Himself Out-Again

Yeah, I herd there was a chance to design the commemorative center for a bunch of Wads. Whads. Whatever. So I whipped up these drawings to show to my potential clients the proposed designs for their center. Initially the concept revolved around a snowshovel design-the scoop making a nice graceful arc to shade a person from the weather. I was thinking along the lines of the Sydney Opera house except with tin sheeting instead of stainless steel.
One of them, I think it was Nee said it looked like a halfassed homeless shelter. The other one-The Blonde says "Homeless "shed" Nee"- then they both started cackling-you know how they are...
The next designs worked around the forms they are accustomed to -themselves-"Now you're getting somewhere" one of them said excitedly. So I went with a sunglass motif-The front of the lenses would be an observation deck, while on the "inside" there would be huge projected images of Nee and Mully. One image per lense. Cool. they really liked that one.
The one that looks like the profile of the two is what I think they will settle on. They liked the idea of it being carved out of carera marble and trimmed out in formica banding. A nice touch I have to add. Mully expressed an interest at this point and recomended they forget about the WADS and just have a martini and sushi bar inside instead.

Sisters Announce Plans To Found New Charity To Benefit Victims of Obscure Mental Disorder

Sisters and part-time supermodels Nee and Mully recently unveiled plans to establish a new charity that will benefit those who suffer from WHAD. In an exclusive interview with HIA News, they laid out a few of the sketchy details.

WHAD( winter hosiery affective disorder), also known to laymen as "sock madness", affects an untold number of Midwesterners. It has no cure, and treatment options are limited. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: an over-exacting approach to metal tool -based removal of cold precipitation flakes, and having delusions about the moral values and behaviors of close friends.

"Our mission is two-fold," Stated Mully, "first of all we simply must educate the public about this devastating disorder. You often do not realize how disastrous the effects can be until it hits you close to home. We have a close friend who became affected, and it really opened our eyes."

"Just as important is raising funds for research," added Nee, "Currently nothing is being done, and it is people with our kind of visibility that can bring this issue to the forefront. Once we get out there and tell their stories, raising the funds will be no problem. People with WHAD are like anyone, only more crazy. We will need to work hard to make sure they are not marginalized, and give them hope for a cure."

"Part-time supermodels are well-known for their charity work and we are no exception. Certainly it would be easier to turn our backs on these individuals, but what we believe in is reaching out. Our schedules are so super-exhausting, but somehow between shopping, lounging, and going on location, we will find a way."

Sisters Wonder How Obsessive Snow-Shoveling Is Going..

Disney World Tickets, Check

Molly Wortham has been quite busy planning for her sister's first visit to Florida. The excitement builds as the day of her arrival draws near. "Renee has left me in charge of the intinerary, and I know for sure that a Florida trip would not be complete without a visit to the wonderful world of Disney, lucky for us, Florida residents can get these awesome deals. You can stay all day long and just soak up the fun. There are all kind of rides, and characters, and excited midwestern children all over the place. I know this would be just the thing to cure her wintertime/apocalyptic blues".
Molly's other plans for her sister include a volunteer opportunity at a local thrift shop, clearing the yard of palm fronds, and posing for cute pictures.