Apollo Turns 10

Party On

It seems a shame to knock the Phallic Phrog out of the top spot, but the people demand party pics. Go here for the family-friendly version. HIA is where things get a little blue.
















"Sounds like a bash only losers would miss."
-Denise

In Celebration of the Day

you may want to check out these tribute collages...
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Rumble, young man, rumble

Today is Muhammad Ali's Birthday. He is 65.

The King Is Not Pleased

This is the slowest Elvis' Birthday Sale ever....

What is Denise smiling about?

Of course it is the shop's annual Elvis' birthday sale! Which is actually tomorrow, and she won't even be here 'cause she is going even further south, where it is warmer than here. She is such a lil bitch.

Barb Abeln Gives Grandchild Update

Aurek was born on September 16, 2006. Proud parents are Billi Jo & Marc Zielinski. Aurek is already well-traveled with trips to New York City, Baltimore, Pittsburg, Minnesota, South Dakota & several trips to the State of Virginia. His latest accomplishments include learning to walk & point at things. He attends "school" in Washington, DC.

Cashten was born on February 4, 2004. He is currently living in Fort Collins with his Mom, Nicki Jo. Cashten went on his first airplane flight during June of this year. He traveled to Washington, DC to help celebrate his Aunt Billi's 35th birthday. Cashten's hero is Jack Sparrow. Cashten attends "school" in Fort Collins, CO. Next month, Cashten will start learning Spanish.

(Pictures to follow at some point)

10 Year Old Unchanged By Birthday

After spending an entire week in the double digits, new 10 year old Adam Grigg admits he doesn't feel any different. He predicts more noticeable changes in the future, claiming, "When I'm 13 I'll probably like girls. Because of hormones--you know, the same thing that makes your armpits stink."