Long Lost Quotes from the HIA of Yesteryear (or at least temporarily misplaced and ignored)

"Yeah, me and my dog keep everyone in stitches" -molly

"I can't remember if I licked anything really cold; and I know I
never picked up a porcupine." -Claude

Uncredited:

"We didn't have nintendo--we just hurt each other."

"By all rights, Pat shouldn't even like us."
"No, he should shoot us on sight."

"My life is so much simpler now that I no longer work in human services."

Vermillion Man O' the People Shares his Booty with the Community (*WINK*)

No, we don't mean THAT booty -he's been sharing that freely for years!!

After much nagging and whining and threats and bribes, A. Fish (Ladies Man - Man's Man - Man About Town) finally agreed to put some of his many pop-cultures treasures on display - Yes, it's "Al Fish's Kitsch-llection!"

And where better to do it than the public library - Vermillion's cultural hotspot!

Already the display has attracted a lot of attention - from the squeal of delight from the library staff to the teary-eyed nostaligia of the Baby Boomers to the fascinated gazes of the under 10 crowd.

This collection is only the tip of the iceberg and further installments are being negotiated.

just a little nostalgic tonight...

but don't we look adorable...

Reality

This handsome young lad is now old and stale.