El Jefe Announces Small Delay In Commenting Frenzy

Cornered by reporters while trying to sneak from his Des Moines residence this morning, one "El Jefe" was eager to assure the press that his vaunted HIA 2013 Commenting Extravaganza Project was not, despite appearances, completely derailed.

"Hey," said the alleged commenter, "2013 isn't over folks!  Yes, I'm behind schedule.  Yes, it's nearly June.  But there's still a lot of year left!  I can assure the HIA community that the commenting project will be proceeding...you know...soon..."

When asked about reasons for the delay, the self-proclaimed Comment King mumbled something about "applying for financial aid" and "finding myself" then quickly fled to his vehicle.

Reporters were reported to be "skeptical".


In a completely unrelated story, the deceased King of Rock and Roll, one Elvis Presley, responded to inquiries regarding his Elvis Sings Internet Memes project with the following comment:

"Hey, I'm in Heaven.  Time works differently here." 

El Jefe Announces a Special New Project

Dear HIA,

One of my projects for 2013 is to comment on each and every post here at the HIA.

"Why?" you ask?  "Why, oh why?, oh god please why? please please make it stop why? why? why?" You ask?

Well, I'll tell you.

For too long I have been enjoying your deliciousness in silence.  There are too many lonely un-commented-on posts here on the HIA.  Too few mighty efforts at art on the HIA have been tagged with an ROTFL.  Too many children go to bed hungry at night.  Too few houses have a white picket fence and a two car garage.  Too many families have split asunder leaving it to the lawyers to decide the fate of the 2.5 children.  What about the 0.5 child?  My fellow HIA'ers, I ask you:  WHAT ABOUT CHILD 0.5?!?!?!?!?

That is why.

So prepare to be outrageously ass-kissed and flattered motherfuckers.  You deserve it.