South Dakota "just not that into" expatriate

On a recent visit to her home state, Molly Wortham was shocked at the chilly reception she got from "the sunshine state".

"South Dakota and I go way back, I mean we lived together for multiple decades, and I am a little taken aback by the cold shoulder I got on my latest visit. I go there a couple times a year to reconnect, but this time i think South Dakota might be trying to tell me something. I got better treatment from Nebraska, and I was only with Nebraska for 4 years. I don't know why South Dakota could not just come out and say that it does not want me back. "

Wortham plans on making 1 more trip to try to mend fences with South Dakota, but she is realistic about the prospect.

"Seems to me South Dakota is always running hot and cold, I am going to be a little more careful with my timing, but I do realize that this might be the end of our relationship as we knew it. Maybe we can still be friends, I just don't know. Time will tell I guess. Hopefully next time I see South Dakota, things will have warmed up."

Alabama Worker Practices Interaction With Local Bookstore Clerk

I had an interesting conversation with a clerk at the only bookstore in Etowah County. (The clerk informed me the only used bookstore closed down last year. ) I was looking for Choke by Chuck Palahnuik because it is the June book for an online bookclub I wanted to join. He said, "Really? There's an on-line booklcub reading a story about a sex addict who cons people for a living?" He was even more suprised when I told him it came from a list of 1001 books you must read before you die. He said he was glad he wasn't Palahnuik, with all the whack stuff in his head. When I mentioned I was here from Michigan he said "We don't see many people here from the Big Mitten." I think I'll have to use that from now on.

Being a little rusty on this conversaion with actual humans thing, I neglected to find out all kinds of things. Maybe I'll go back next Saturday and see if I can talk to someone again.

Since I've Been Told I Should Post More . . .

. . . you're going to have to put up with what I choose to post!

As I've said before, there's not a lot that goes on in my life . . . well, nothing I would want to put up for public consumption, anyway. So I have to post about other things. And people.

So . . . as many of you know, I have decided that my future lies with Queens of the Stone Age frontman, Josh Homme. And as you can see from this youtube clip, we're obviously meant for each other, because we have a very similar version of hell:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0vQfGhQspk

Liberal Internet Dating Service Censors Photo

Salon Personals rejected the above photo, deeming it "inappropriate." The reason for this censorship is unclear, the rejection notice saying merely that most photos are rejected because there are too many people in the picture or due to obscene content.

"Geesh," said the subject of the photo,"How can they find that 'inappropriate?' I was just trying to be funny. I wasn't REALLY trying to steal the hulahoop from the statue. I mean, I would of needed a blow torch or something."

The rejection left the vulnerable would-be-dater feeling "unclean." She currently has no plans to try other photos in its place. "I feel especially bad for the hours my friend spent setting up my profile and pulling my teeth (again, I don't mean she was REALLY pulling my teeth...) to answer those stupid questions. All because some guy in Tampa likes the Old 97's."

I've Finally Found Mr. Right!!!

I just had to clue you guys in on the new LOVE of MY LIFE!!! Just click below to see this dreamboat! But remember, girls, I've called dibs on THIS one!

The Future Mr. R.R. Abeln!

And hes' still single - can you believe it??? What a keeper! And you all said internet dating wouldn't work for me . . . again.

Do you guys think I have a chance?

BTW, be sure to read the comments - he's really got the ladies talkin'!!! And don't miss his website . . . YES! He's got his OWN website! *sigh* I hope you have sound on your computers!

Politics & Football

I'm sort of watching the IOWA caucus results. Its amazing how all the candidates I have heard speak can actually speak. No more George dumass Bushes. Now I'm watching a football game...gag. Nelson has control of the remote. KU vs VT. Now he is clapping. Is this the most useless post ever. Oh yes, thot I should tell you all that I jogged for 30 minutes this afternoon.