El Jefe Announces a Special New Project

Dear HIA,

One of my projects for 2013 is to comment on each and every post here at the HIA.

"Why?" you ask?  "Why, oh why?, oh god please why? please please make it stop why? why? why?" You ask?

Well, I'll tell you.

For too long I have been enjoying your deliciousness in silence.  There are too many lonely un-commented-on posts here on the HIA.  Too few mighty efforts at art on the HIA have been tagged with an ROTFL.  Too many children go to bed hungry at night.  Too few houses have a white picket fence and a two car garage.  Too many families have split asunder leaving it to the lawyers to decide the fate of the 2.5 children.  What about the 0.5 child?  My fellow HIA'ers, I ask you:  WHAT ABOUT CHILD 0.5?!?!?!?!?

That is why.

So prepare to be outrageously ass-kissed and flattered motherfuckers.  You deserve it.