Cheez-Its Christ

Mully, you KNOW what the people are like on the Plains. . . Try as you may, you can't bully genius, mon petite provocateur. Meanwhile, I do want to point out that the name IS "A Shining Example of Human Potential," not "A Shining Example of Human Productivity."

Gregg, I thought you had a stinky pickled sausage monkey on your back. Man, Florida has really changed you. Next you'll be dining on top-shelf potted meat product, or, *gasp* blue ribbon headcheese. Some Swissian buys some of your art, and two weeks later you totally sell out, dude. It's like I don't even know who you are anymore.

Delayed Comment

A few days back, when Mully clued us in on the Swiss art-lover named Ramses, I commented that Al should make the requisite condom joke. He did:

you are so well read! i didn't even think about 'ramses' being the name of a condom.

i don't know who should be more embarrassed; me for not knowing such a thing, or you for wasting your time reading condom wrappers. i envision you reading the back of the package the same way children read the back of cereal boxes...staring at it unblinkingly while chewing listlessly at the contents.

(He sent it via e-mail so as to spare me the pain of humiliation in a public forum, but it was too funny to keep to myself. It's guilt-free, Al!)

Learn More About Swiss People

The Swiss, well known for chocolate, bank accounts, and their precious neutrality can now add fabulous taste in art to that list.
A Swiss stranger known only as Ramses, recently walked into the Melvin Gallery at Florida Southern College. There he become enthralled by the genius of the sculptures of Gregory Wortham. This led him to gaze upon them longingly, which then led him to purchase 2 sculptures for his private collection in Geneva. This led the Hia News to declare the Swiss the coolest ever.