But can he bring it on with this axe?

Consider Yerself broughtnened'El Jeffe

WARNING: Do NOT Ask Jefe to "Bring It" Unless One is Fully Prepared to Have it "Brung!"

Alabama Worker Practices Interaction With Local Bookstore Clerk

I had an interesting conversation with a clerk at the only bookstore in Etowah County. (The clerk informed me the only used bookstore closed down last year. ) I was looking for Choke by Chuck Palahnuik because it is the June book for an online bookclub I wanted to join. He said, "Really? There's an on-line booklcub reading a story about a sex addict who cons people for a living?" He was even more suprised when I told him it came from a list of 1001 books you must read before you die. He said he was glad he wasn't Palahnuik, with all the whack stuff in his head. When I mentioned I was here from Michigan he said "We don't see many people here from the Big Mitten." I think I'll have to use that from now on.

Being a little rusty on this conversaion with actual humans thing, I neglected to find out all kinds of things. Maybe I'll go back next Saturday and see if I can talk to someone again.

Photos further erode latest toughness poll numbers

2 photos have surfaced that have been quite damaging to Wortham's latest toughness poll numbers.

Molly Wortham, at more than one point in her life referred to as "one tough bitch" is shocked and more than a little disheartened by the latest toughness poll numbers. Pitted against toughness diva Denise Hardesty, and trailing her in unprecedented percentage points,Wortham is not ready to give up. Enough with the "I can drink shots with beers, mountain climbing, firefighting, tree planting tactics.There is a whole lot more to being tough than just doing stuff that is tough, there is also looking tough and acting tough."
Toughness critics point out that in recent years Wortham has become sort of a whiny little bitch, she quit smoking, and admitted not being able to drink shots with beers, and the only sport she does is cycling, which everyone knows is not very tough. Some reports indicate her recent claims that she is now "pumping iron" are a little exaggerated.
"It is obvious to me, that for whatever reason, Denise just seems to be the press's new tough darling."

(Wortham kindly begs her base to please, please vote...you would not want to see me cry, would you?)

bo tan boy is now blog hog

I didn't change my name but I do think with all the new blogs I have created that I'm bloggin for a floggin. I have five blogs to call my own and I am still posting to them. Yaaaa for me. So Mully, how many blogs do you have? I hope I've surpassed you!

Calling All Grasshoppers

I need all you all floating like butterflies and stinging like bees(tall order for grasshoppers, i know) by John Henry Day weekend. Word on the street, is there will be a wake for JH himself. You will need to bring tents and sleeping materials...wait, forget that, Hermosa is the land of no sleep..also make sure to bring at least 1 ridiculously HOT outfit. Be there or be square, seriously. So do what you need to do to get your sweet lil' asses in shape.

Sasstactics-101, or Where's the Sass?

Oralando, FL...Colonial Dr. AKA US 50. exact address unknown..different Starbucks, different day.
The day is July 15, 2007. An old school sass-slinger walks into the joint, which is overly-air-conditioned, she wears a tank top, no bra......
she gets no sass. Where's the sass youngster, they're just nipples.

Severe Sassing Prompts Tiny Firearm Purchase

In these uncertain times, sometimes you just have to take steps to protect yourself. Hey lil' starbucks dude, I'll be your huckleberry.

Site of Severe Starbucks Sassing Pinpointed

Government officials have recently released the details of the actual site of the recent Starbucks sassing that took place in Sarasota, FL on the afternoon of July 8th, 2007.

“The information we have on the situation identifies the site as shown on the accompanying picture. As you can see, this would seem to indicate a drive-by sassing - a disturbing trend that we have noticed has become increasingly prevalent in built-up, humid areas of the country. It may be related to so-called ‘sock-free’ lifestyle that so many of our young people are embracing,” one government official revealed.

With trembling voice, he continued, “We are becoming more concerned by this trend and the severity of the sassing in this incident would put this at Sass-Con 2. We are advising less-sassy individuals to stay indoors and only travel if it is absolutely necessary. Although we had high hopes during Memorial Day holiday this year that this sort of urban bee-stinging/butterfly-floating had abated, it is now clear that the Sass-Com Level 5 we experienced then was a mere blip.”

“While we have no ‘official profiling’, we are interested in speaking to individuals who are seeking to graduate from high school or who work in thrift stores. If you know just such a ’sassy’ individual who has recently indulged in caffeine, please do not approach or confront them and risk incurring their sass. Simply contact your nearest law enforcement official.”

Photo: Al Fish

I've Been Served, Venti Size
I will not soon forget this day that will live in infamy.
4:20 PM Sarasota, FL, specifically 1375 Tamiami Trail
a young punk in a Starbucks uniform,
I took a vicious, unprecedented sassing, and i just kept coming back for more.
It was Liston vs. Clay but it was not I floating like a butterfly, nor was it I stinging like a bee...
I will see you again, young Starbucks dude...

Bandit "Bad Ass" Enforces Dog-free Zone (provided dog is no larger than himself) by Amy Abeln

Hermosa, SD- Abeln arrives home from work. Bandit Big Ears comes up to greet her. He follows her to the door when along comes a little Manchester Terrier into the yard. Bandit Big Ears sees said dog and immediately decides to confront dog. Fur stands on back and tail as he chases dog on his tiptoes. Because he has sized up said dog and has figured out that dog is the same size as he is and he has chance of beating him. Bandit chaces dog out of the yard and dog runs away in fright. Bandit comes strutting back in triumph and figures that he is a bad ass now. He looked for the dog the rest of the day.