When I am not hanging out with Matthew, and wearing ridiculous things on my sleeves, I like to arrange flowers

Tiny Elvis

if you look closely, you can see...

There are aliens in it.

Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat.

The lonely pink flamingo...


My latest masterpieces from the River's Board of Director's dinner.

Poll Proves South Dakotans Ignorant

Rapid City, SD. Polls indicate a shocking ignorance among South Dakotans of the Dolly Parton song "Jolene." 100% of the five people surveyed said they had no knowedge of the song. While claiming to recognize the name Dolly Parton, not one of the individuals could name any song written by the Country star.

Pollster Denise Hardesty, clearly shaken, describes her reaction to the poll: "I was all excited to share my copy of the White Stripe's rendition of "Jolene" when it dawned on me that my friends had no idea what I was talking about. I mean, I've lived here over ten years and nothing has made me feel like I'm on another planet quite like this."

Art! Since Everyone Loves It So. It is time for another board Dinner at The River, so here for your enjoyment A few of my latest floral creations.

I'm Just a Sunny Little Squirrel(don't worry about me)

Why do you Have To Get So...Owly?

Les Petits Chous

E.T. Brings Buddha a Nice Potted Plant

A Pensive Panda

Young Love (awww, ain't it sweet)

Silly Rabbit (Trix are not exclusively for kids)