Do YOU have a Philosophy? . . .

. . . Or a motto that you live by?

If so, let me know and YOU could be the star of a suspiciously pleased cartoon.

Swearing is encouraged!!

I Am Growing So Weary of Looking at These Pictures Of Australia

Won't any of you fascinating co-authors share with us your insights and adventures. We know you do stuff.

Welcome Josiah Osiris!

We at the HIA look forward to your brilliance.

Dusty Hot-Box Needs To Bring Us Some News!

Dusty Hot-Box, not heard from since her brilliant work concerning the spread of tapeworming(which Al illustrated to such great effect in the last HIA News that we were somehow labeled "raunchtastic" ) has yet to post to the new HIA. We need your insights Dusty!

Suspiciously Pleased Must Be Quite Suspicious About Posting to This Blog

We just can't go on together with suspicious minds, we at the Hia news really want to know what what you have to say. You may think that commenting on your everyday life is self-absorbed. Sister, that is what blogging is all about! Once you do it, it is really cool. Do it. No, really, just do it.

Shining Example of Human Potential Has Yet to Show That Potential in the Hia News Format

The masses are waiting...

Call for Submissions

The world has been waiting patiently for the return of the HIA News. Will you answer the call? The News is now accepting reportage, declarations, manifestos, lewd photographs, shout-outs, and fightin' words. All you have to do is accept your invitation to be a site author. If you haven't received one of these coveted invitations, please direct all supplication to The Editor at molldoll72 at hotmail dot com.

Note: HIA News accepts fiction, non-fiction, hyperbole, and outright lies. That is all.