Carol Hardesty Is Going To Be Very Proud of Me Someday

These summer days, they grow so long at the thrift shop, during the many hours when I have no one in the store, I am using my time very wisely by practicing my singing, dancing, and general performance skills to the songs of the 70's. (please note this is different than when I was just quietly singing while customers were present, just to be annoying) Think Tom Cruise in Risky Business, only I am not in my underpants, though I am wearing sunglasses. When my big break comes I will be ready Carol, I won't miss my calling a second time.

Do YOU have a Philosophy? . . .

. . . Or a motto that you live by?

If so, let me know and YOU could be the star of a suspiciously pleased cartoon.

Swearing is encouraged!!

Win a Spot at the Hermosa Old Folks Home!

By answering this question. Why is this date June 26th, signifigant?
*free spot won by 1st correct answer only

HIA Cartoonist Reveals Latest Work's Brilliance, Meanness

HIA Cartoonist R. Abeln has recently unveiled her latest work on her MySpace page. According to Abeln, her latest visual piece is remarkable in both it's sheer genius and also it's utter cruelty - to the artist herself.

"Sure it's mean - but that's what artists do, right? They suffer for their art. In my case literally. Because I view my whole life as a piece of performance art. As do others. Well. At least I assume so by their reactions to me."

Abeln's revolutionary work can be seen at myspace.com/suspiciouslypleased

John Henry Day 2007

Hermosa, SD. You should be there.

Murdered Rock, Injured Stone Are Latest Casualties Of Cute Ass Training Program

Hospitalized Brick could not be reached for comment.

New Unauthorized Autobiography Sheds Light, Tears