Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Photos further erode latest toughness poll numbers


2 photos have surfaced that have been quite damaging to Wortham's latest toughness poll numbers.
Molly Wortham, at more than one point in her life referred to as "one tough bitch" is shocked and more than a little disheartened by the latest toughness poll numbers. Pitted against toughness diva Denise Hardesty, and trailing her in unprecedented percentage points,Wortham is not ready to give up. Enough with the "I can drink shots with beers, mountain climbing, firefighting, tree planting tactics.There is a whole lot more to being tough than just doing stuff that is tough, there is also looking tough and acting tough."
Toughness critics point out that in recent years Wortham has become sort of a whiny little bitch, she quit smoking, and admitted not being able to drink shots with beers, and the only sport she does is cycling, which everyone knows is not very tough. Some reports indicate her recent claims that she is now "pumping iron" are a little exaggerated.
"It is obvious to me, that for whatever reason, Denise just seems to be the press's new tough darling."
(Wortham kindly begs her base to please, please vote...you would not want to see me cry, would you?)

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Liberal Internet Dating Service Censors Photo


Salon Personals rejected the above photo, deeming it "inappropriate." The reason for this censorship is unclear, the rejection notice saying merely that most photos are rejected because there are too many people in the picture or due to obscene content.

"Geesh," said the subject of the photo,"How can they find that 'inappropriate?' I was just trying to be funny. I wasn't REALLY trying to steal the hulahoop from the statue. I mean, I would of needed a blow torch or something."

The rejection left the vulnerable would-be-dater feeling "unclean." She currently has no plans to try other photos in its place. "I feel especially bad for the hours my friend spent setting up my profile and pulling my teeth (again, I don't mean she was REALLY pulling my teeth...) to answer those stupid questions. All because some guy in Tampa likes the Old 97's."

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Perhaps you have wondered....

What is it like to go to a super-cute thrift shop everyday.....
now with the magic of technology, you can visit me there!


http://prcthriftshop.blogspot.com/

It is almost like being there!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

I've Finally Found Mr. Right!!!

I just had to clue you guys in on the new LOVE of MY LIFE!!! Just click below to see this dreamboat! But remember, girls, I've called dibs on THIS one!
The Future Mr. R.R. Abeln!

And hes' still single - can you believe it??? What a keeper! And you all said internet dating wouldn't work for me . . . again.

Do you guys think I have a chance?
BTW, be sure to read the comments - he's really got the ladies talkin'!!! And don't miss his website . . . YES! He's got his OWN website! *sigh* I hope you have sound on your computers!

Monday, February 18, 2008

C'mon Amoeba


This is the story of a cowboy and an amoeba. They are sort of a crime-fighting team, only sometimes the amoeba is kinda lazy and just wants to sit in his easy chair. Amoeba! quit being so lazy.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008