As most human beings do, I tend to have several songs running through my head everyday. As some human beings do, I tend to sing aloud the songs that are running through my head. And as at least one human being does (me), I change the lyrics of the song in order to make the song be about poop.
Here is what I was singing this morning.
(To the tune of John Cougar Mellencamp's Hurt So Good)
Poop too much
C'mon babe you know you poop too much
Sometimes poop don't smell like it should
You know you
Poop too much
Here is a short video of me singing this wondrous song (Note: It might be hard to hear, I'm in my grad student study place and there were some people right outside the GLASS DOOR, so I'm singin' a little quiet-like.)
Sometimes, I wonder about my muse.
I like to think, sometimes, that my muse is a happy angel!
Other times, I think my muse is one cool cat.
But today I fear that I have seen my muse for what it is.
6 comments:
i love the grunting! it really brings it home for me. i'm all like,"hey, this really is a song about pooping!" just more proof that multimedia is the way to go when yer blogging!
OMG, I'm so inspired. I feel like I need to write a song about how ladies think it's wrong to poop in public bathrooms. Or there bodies just won't let them (in some cases).
SEOHP--I'm glad you like the grunting, that was totally an ad lib.
Sassmaster--I eagerly await hearing your pooping song!
I like to think about the image of how your muse comes from you ingesting something, processing it, and then once excreted, it inspires . . nay - even commands you . . .
Wow. Now THAT'S one powerful metaphor.
whoa...half of what you eat becomes you...the other half controls you! (heavy)
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