Saturday, December 31, 2011

Invest in Asses


ok, so it goes like this....in preparation for when everything goes south.....you know when like we are all eating squirrels and stuff...what you are going to need, is a reliable easy-care form of transport. So really the thing you want to invest in is...donkeys. They are easy keepers, don't require alot of hoof care, they will eat pretty much anything. You can ride them, or train them to pull a cart. So just send us some $ and we will aquire a donkey for you and train him, and all you have to do is get to Florida...

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