Cornered by reporters while trying to sneak from his Des Moines residence this morning, one "El Jefe" was eager to assure the press that his vaunted HIA 2013 Commenting Extravaganza Project was not, despite appearances, completely derailed.
"Hey," said the alleged commenter, "2013 isn't over folks! Yes, I'm behind schedule. Yes, it's nearly June. But there's still a lot of year left! I can assure the HIA community that the commenting project will be proceeding...you know...soon..."
When asked about reasons for the delay, the self-proclaimed Comment King mumbled something about "applying for financial aid" and "finding myself" then quickly fled to his vehicle.
Reporters were reported to be "skeptical".
In a completely unrelated story, the deceased King of Rock and Roll, one Elvis Presley, responded to inquiries regarding his Elvis Sings Internet Memes project with the following comment:
"Hey, I'm in Heaven. Time works differently here."
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I don't know. I'm not certain these bozos can pull it off. Get with the program Jefe and Elvis!
there are more important things to focus on...like freeing up the weekend of june 21, so you can visit verm while roxy and will are in town!
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