Sexting epidemic hits South Dakota town

While much concern is expressed over the sexting habits of tweens and teens, the way over 30 crowd is not immune to this dangerous trend. Recently in Vermillion, SD a sexting outbreak was reported at the home of one A. Fish. It is believed the carrier was actually a Nebraska native-while little was previously known about her potential sexting habits, the targets quickly learned that no one was immune. These sextings were directed at unsuspecting party goers, who despite their misgivings were nonetheless strangely compelled to sext her back. These sextings were particularly graphic.  One reply was said to describe the sexting initiator's breasts as totes adorbs. Visuals were also included in the barrage, suffice to say, much was learned about the term funcenter. Which once seen cannot be unseen. If you see this woman, know she is sexty and dangerous.