And As I'm on a Roll . . .

How'bout a couple pensive numbers to showcase my "sensitive" side? I hear it gets groupies. (. . . or maybe it's grupies?) These are very quiet -- sorry, but it's part of the emotional content performance. And I got all arty-film-school on your asses.



Another Teddy Thompson and a Judybats:

And Another Thing, SEHOP!

A coupla songs 'bout crim'nals and crim'nal activity. One is a Judybats song I think I figured out, and the other is an Everly Bros/Bob Dylan/Teddy Thompson number.

Guilting Provides Impetus, Rebuttal in Posting of Song Vids

So scuttlebutt on this blog from the over 50 crowd seems to be that they are the only ones posting. In response, I have a few "performances" of my own to showcase . . . even a much-in-demand-from-the-over-50s Culture Club number.



These songs are brought to you by the letter "M".

And the Youngest Becomes the Tallest

I like to... kick!, stretch!, and KICK! I'm 50! 50 years old! 50 years old. Not afraid to hide my age, 50!

Well I guess this blog is all about Al these days, so fuck all y'all!!! I'm 50! 50 years old! I like to... kick!, stretch!, and KICK! (and play cover songs) I'm 50! 50 years old! 50 years old. Not afraid to hide my age, 50!

Continuing the trend in which I prove that this old dawg can still hunt, here are two more covers of songs from this millennium.






Not only am I listening to new music, but I am listening to it the MODERNE way...I got me an INTERNET! As a birthday present to myself I went and bought me a webTV (the only appropriate way for a 50 year old to watch all of the worldwide webs.) So now I can find videos of the originals to post here so you can hear how they are suppose to sound.

Scenes from Al Fish's 50th Bday Shebang

Fiddles, fainting, a film crew, a video bday song tribute, Fish, and a Spam cake. You know how to throw a fete, Vermillion! Thanks to all who came and all who served, even Officer Jacobs who was a little, ahem, "soft on cake crimes."

Fifty Years of Laughter, Tears, Dry Humping

He lives in a trailer in Vermillion town
Decorated by the Civ
Weekends spent in Dr. Gilbey's spa
Renew your will to live

If Bob and Tom knew my friend Al
They'd have many a tale to tell
A shining example in the human race
We'll never say farewell

Have you heard the tale of Pissyphus
When pee came out of the wall?
Or the workouts in the Jim-nasium
A banging time had by all

He's a friend to bears everywhere
They are his choice of beau
But black kids should be aware
He's fond of the word "Negro"

What he'd do to the baby Jesus
is illegal in some states
But he wrote an ode to Ms. McNicol
And his Brandy takes the cake

Passive aggression is a big pastime
You’ll feel its sting someday
He’s certain that wood paneling
Looks like a va-jayjay

He always gives fair warning
When his brilliance is gonna show
Turns out a be-paned portal
Is simply a window

Yes his friends have many stories
And hope for many more
Take us to the river any time
You lovely old man-whore

If Bob and Tom knew my friend Al
They'd have many a tale to tell
A shining example in the human race
We'll never say farewell
We'll never say farewell

Your'e WELcome.